My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
"I’m jealous." She wanted to say, but instead she held her tongue.
Instead, she muttered: “Other girls look at you like they want to eat you alive.”
He laughed a little at this, convincing her it was his smile that attracted so many admirers.
“I hate it. It makes me uncomfortable how they flirt with you and act as if I’m nothing.” She almost blurted out, but for fear of being labelled insecure and clingy, she was silent.
"Say something." He told her when she’d been still for what seemed an age.
And in her head she’d been trying to formulate words to tell him how much she loved him and how scared she was that he might pack up his bags one day and leave without a second thought.
She was never the most eloquent though, and the words just wouldn’t present themselves. So today, all she could manage was a laugh and change of subject, and he was none the wiser.
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it
really tho straight guys will go on and on about how uncomfortable it makes them when gay guys hit on them but lets be fucking honest how many times have u seen a guy continue to hit on another guy after hes visibly uncomfortable vs. how many times a straight guy has continued to hit on a girl after shes visibly uncomfortable
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1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.